Goostep $GOOSTEP · a goose that really wants to walk
0 tries · shoe size 44
his legs are 
too long.
his shoes are too heavy.
how to walk
- 1
stand up - 2
lift one shoe - 3
put it down
step
every step he takes ends the same way.
Goostep bought the shoes first. Size forty-four. The legs were supposed to come later.
Not financial advice. A goose in big shoes can lose everything, and so can you.